A Woman Writes To The IT Technical Support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from BOYFRIEND 5.0 to HUSBAND 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the FLOWER & JEWELRY applications, which operated flawlessly under BOYFRIEND 5.0.
In addition, HUSBAND 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: LOVE 9.5 & PERSONAL ATTRACTION 6.5, & then installed undesirable programs such as ROMANCE MOVIES 5.0, MONEY 3.0 & Football 4.1.
CONVERSATION 8.0 no longer runs, & HOUSE CLEANING 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running NAGGING 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Wife.
Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, BOYFRIEND 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while HUSBAND 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.Html and try to download TEARS 6.2 & don’t forget to install the GUILT 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, HUSBAND 1.0 should then automatically run the applications JEWELLERY 2.0 & FLOWERS 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause HUSBAND 1.0 to default to SILENCE 2.5.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install MOTHER-IN-LAW 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the BOYFRIEND 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash HUSBAND 1.0.
In summary, HUSBAND 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: COOKING 3.0 and GOOD LOOKS 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
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